TF2_The_Scout Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Help me write a letter to my future daughter. Dear Sally, It's been so long since you've last come home. I know you have a busy career as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 A MAGICAL HORSE-RIDING TRAIN CONDUCTOR THAT SPARKLES DAILY TO BRING HAPPINESS TO THE CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 , but just remember that while all men are inherently evil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 The end of the world is coming soon, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 ...and you'll probably die alone without ever having made any friends like the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 That's why you should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted August 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 reconsider your lifestyle choices, namely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 eating that last funking frozen burrito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 and funk me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nyx Avatar Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Strive to do what you want regardless of how impossible people say it is, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 In fact, you should only do things people say you can't do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nyx Avatar Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 will revolutionize humanity, start a family, become immortal, and live a long and fruitful life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Love, Your Big Bara Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 PS. As this letter needs a poem. Roses are red,Violets are purple,Look on the internet,and this letter will be revealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman ali Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 And don't forget, 'Ali baba is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Theee End~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 and never forget. I know the color of your panties. The end for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 P.P.S: The volcano god loves you always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas★Zero Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 So looking at the letter as a whole... [spoiler=Letter] Dear Sally, It's been so long since you've last come home. I know you have a busy career as A MAGICAL HORSE-RIDING TRAIN CONDUCTOR THAT SPARKLES DAILY TO BRING HAPPINESS TO THE CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD, but just remember that while all men are inherently evil. Some men just want to watch the world burn. The end of the world is coming soon and you'll probably die alone without ever having made any friends like the rest of us. That's why you should reconsider your lifestyle choices, namely eating that last funking frozen burrito and funk me. Strive to do what you want regardless of how impossible people say it is. In fact, you should only do things people say you can't do. So go get away with murder, and develop jet fuel that melts steel beams. I'm sure you will revolutionize humanity, start a family, become immortal, and live a long and fruitful life. Love, Your Big Bara Daddy PS. As this letter needs a poem. Roses are red, Violets are purple, Look on the internet, and this letter will be revealed. And don't forget, 'Ali baba is watching. Theee End~ ...and never forget. I know the color of your panties. The end for real. P.P.S: The volcano god loves you always. OH AND DONT FORGET TO ALWAYS IMAGINE MY HAIRY PENIS AS A MAGICAL DINOSAUR WHICH CAN WRECK YOUR ANUS. Wow this letter is weird and creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 OH AND DONT FORGET TO ALWAYS IMAGINE MY HAIRY PENIS AS A MAGICAL DINOSAUR WHICH CAN WRECK YOUR ANUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas★Zero Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 OH AND DONT FORGET TO ALWAYS IMAGINE MY HAIRY PENIS AS A MAGICAL DINOSAUR WHICH CAN WRECK YOUR ANUS. added that last part in the letter now :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted August 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 So looking at the letter as a whole...[spoiler=Letter]Dear Sally,It's been so long since you've last come home. I know you have a busy career as A MAGICAL HORSE-RIDING TRAIN CONDUCTOR THAT SPARKLES DAILY TO BRING HAPPINESS TO THE CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD, but just remember that while all men are inherently evil. Some men just want to watch the world burn.The end of the world is coming soon and you'll probably die alone without ever having made any friends like the rest of us. That's why you should reconsider your lifestyle choices, namely eating that last f***ing frozen burrito and f*** me. Strive to do what you want regardless of how impossible people say it is. In fact, you should only do things people say you can't do.So go get away with murder, and develop jet fuel that melts steel beams. I'm sure you will revolutionize humanity, start a family, become immortal, and live a long and fruitful life.Love,Your Big Bara DaddyPS. As this letter needs a poem.Roses are red,Violets are purple,Look on the internet,and this letter will be revealed.And don't forget, 'Ali baba is watching. Theee End~...and never forget. I know the color of your panties. The end for real.P.P.S: The volcano god loves you always.OH AND DONT FORGETTO ALWAYS IMAGINE MY HAIRY PENIS AS A MAGICAL DINOSAUR WHICH CAN WRECK YOUR ANUS.Wow this letter is weird and creepy.This is my punishment for thinking that you perverts would take this seriously, but no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 You asked YCM, what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 So what we get drunkSo what we smoke weedWe're just having funWe don't care who sees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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