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GarlandChaos

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So I found this generator, which turns historical figures into classic fictional character types. Here's some results I got:

 

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I'm losing my s*** at "Buddha - Fighter Pilot" and "Confucius - Dark Lord".

 

How are these roles elected? Does it have any algorythym to it or does it just select a character type at random with no proportion to the historical figure? (tbh I don't know who some of these people even are)

 

(side note: can someone please put in each of the current US candidates in? or is it limited?)

Generated some more, and this was one of the results:

 

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Welp and I thought this was insane enough.
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Columbus - Supervillain

 

Well yes, if you look from the perspective of millions of Natives.

And on the flip side

Christopher Columbus - Swashbuckling Hero
 
 
Also
 
Annie Oakley - Steampunk Heroine
I could see this one. Get Rinne on the phone I have an idea for him
 
Agatha Christie - Skatepunk
omfg
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Joan of Arc - Computer Nerd

Charles Chaplin - Sexy Bishounen

Plato - Anime Catboy

bunch of weebs

 

H.P. Lovecraft - Disco Sensation

H.P. Lovecraft - Assasin

King George III - Lord of the Jungle (this sounds like a card ecksdee)

Robert Oppenheimer - Samurai

Joan of Arc - Disco Sensation

Ghengis Khan - Demon Slayer

Franklin Roosevelt - Mutant

Queen Victoria - Fairytale Evil Queen (damn)

Lincoln - Vampire Hunter (Isn't this actually a thing?)

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King George III - Computer Simulation

That'd explain why he was barking mad.

A universe where all the leaders of the past are actually computer simulations put there by time travelers and every event was orchestrated by the last 500 people in the world who live in a post-apocalyptic world.

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John Adams - Skatepunk

Nefertiti - Fallen Angel

Mata Hari - Exotic Dancer

Cleopatra - Torch Singer

Cleopatra - Jazz Musician

Pavlov - Space Marine

Eleanor of Aquataine - Heavy Metal Musician

Mohammed - Assasin

Anne Hutchinson - Cyborg

Mata Hari - Amazon Princess

Heraclitus - Space Explorer

Florence Nightengale - Supervillainess

Oscar Wilde - Rap Artist

Jules Verne - Disco Sensation

Van Gough - Game Show Host

Beethoven - Guardian Angel

Pocahontas - Mad Scientist

Robert Oppenheimer - Vigilante

Marie Curie - Superheroine

Mary Baker Eddy - Gunslinger

Sappho - Dark Knight

Pontious Pilate - Barbarian Warrior

Mary Baker Eddy - Emo Kid

Marconi - Dark Knight

Galileo Galilei - Skatepunk

 

Cleopatra is a torch singing jazz musician.

Marie Curie got superpowers from Radium.

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