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New topic title, because I take these way too seriously

 

Several will be furry. Will probably do furry men on autopilot bc that's my comfort zone

 

Most will be male. Most females will be Asian.

 

Please clarify if you would like a female or human or both, because I WILL default to disgusting furry men.

 

Will repair if desired (unless they bribe me, in which case you're gonna have no choice)

 

Pls wait like 50 years, I have school, cross country, and a novel to write. Even with like 10 hours of free time I never got to it, so the fact that I'm actually nailing some of these is weird.

 

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Yes please do.

 

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Zeke Stitz

 

Age: 35

Education: University of Idaho

Occupation: Military Doctor

Living In: Washington State

Religion: Roman Catholic

Favorite Food: Hot Dogs

Favorite Music: Classic Rock

Notable Physical Traits: Lost his big toe in a combat incident, stumbles occasionally

 

Bio: Born and raised in Cascade, Idaho, Zeke found himself struggling at a young age, raised on little attention from his devout parents. As he grew, his feelings and faith clashed, causing him to cave in, but in his junior year took up wrestling, towing his JV team to victory and answering many questions about himself along the way. One particular question answered was his desire to be a fourth wheel, helping others in ways he had never been helped, and with it he promptly joined the military as a combat nurse. As a mountain boy by nature, he loves mountain hiking and wildlife, and can't stand being cooped up all day. He also enjoys European football, barbecues, and oil massages.

 

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Hyeon Rhee

 

Age: 26

Education: Ewha Womans University

Occupation: Journalist

Living In: Seoul

Religion: Buddhist

Favorite Food: Bulgogi

Favorite Music: Country

Notable Physical Traits: Hitchhiker's Thumb

 

Bio: Despite her veil of orthodoxy, Hyeon isn't afraid of adventure. She loves exploring other cultures, oftentimes American (perhaps for ironic reasons). With her intrepid spirit nurtured at the Ewha University, Ree managed to earn her journalism career, covering stories all across the world for a pretty penny. Although she wants to find love, she can't stand being tied down, and would never sacrifice her job for anything. When Hyeon isn't covering news, you can find her jotting down poems or browsing her friends' Twitters. She would also follow Brett Eldredge to the end of the Earth. 

 

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So yeah, sorry about slacking on everybody I skipped. I'm not shitting around with these, basically.

I was really busy today, so I'm sorry for not getting back. School starts tomorrow, so I'll try to squeeze in what I can.

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I got a big dick

 

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Chuck Miller

Age: 40

Education: Comstock School

Occupation: Office Depot Home Improvement Expert

Living In: West Virginia

Religion: Lutheran

Favorite Food: Ribeye

Favorite Music: Country

Notable Physical Traits: Mild arthritis

Bio: Chuck isn’t looking for anything fancy. After a long day of work, all he needs is somebody to put him at ease; no frills, no gimmicks, just plain and simple is good enough for him. Brought up in rural West Virginia, only behind Jesus does Chuck put his job, and although it’s no rock & roll tour across the US, he loves using his expertise in home improvement to spiff up his customers’ lifestyles. If Mr. Miller could have one thing, it would be a Chevy Silverado, but he can’t stand pretty boys, especially the ones who nag him to take out the trash or to change his underwear. Don't worry, though, because he's definitely no slacker, and will get to it when he gets to it. Although, a little drunken love couldn't possibly make it any harder.

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lol, get memed Winter I know u like him

Expecting repair. Worth the joke. Not worth the time lost, though.

Have to go, but I'll be back with a few others

EDIT: FORGOT TO NAME THE DAMN CAR HE LIKES

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I like horses and birds

 

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it me!!!!!

 

Dylan Duquesne

 

Age: 23

Education: University of Florida

Occupation: Uber Driver (Aspiring model)

Living In: Florida

Religion: Agnostic

Favorite Food: Salmon

Favorite Music: Smooth Jazz

Notable Physical Traits: Left leg is longer than the other

Bio: Dylan always had a knack for being photogenic. As a child, he wanted to stay longer for family pictures, and as an adolescent, he nearly made it onto TV, if he only could act. This lack of acting kept him out of the closet, and to say the least, he's been around the block a few times. You'd never guess it, but he's actually a talented landscape painter, and (much more obviously) enjoys running, although he's never earned any medals for it. He also wouldn't mind a date every now and then, and could probably survive only on attention and recognition. As for his most sensitive area, if you grab onto his hips and he'll probably melt in your hands. Don't forget to kick those lounge jams on your way down.

 

(the full is a bit lewd)

 

boots and cats

 

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Jamie Urbina

 

Age: 19

Education: San Diego State University

Occupation: Concierge Assistant

Living In: San Francisco

Religion: Catholic

Favorite Food: Brown Rice

Favorite Music: Hip-Hop

Notable Physical Traits: The hat is a part of him

Bio: Ready to kick it? Jamie's your guy. There's no party animal quite like him, and he sure can turn things into a zoo. Born and raised in Arizona, Jamie moved away from his small town misery the moment he got the chance, and hasn't turned back since, coming home with a different guy every night and wondering how the next morning. Even so, he's ready to pull back on the reigns a little--with the key word being little, of course. Don't try to keep a lead on him, or he'll snap it off quickly, although anybody who can stay on his saddle is achieving quite an endeavor. The one thing Jamie couldn't live without is his friend group, who he incessantly keeps up with over Instagram, but he can't stand relaxing, and would probably have a night on the town in crutches if he had to. It may take a few moments--or a few drinks--for him to open up to you, but he's been practicing some sultry moves for a fun occasion.

 

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Both of these characters originally belong to BGN, do not steal :B

He draws yiff so I can't link but yeah if you like him look him up. He's probably like the best artist ever tbh

Jamie's last name is made up, though, so don't trust me.

 

These are my husbands. Be careful with them.

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pls gimme black cat with sword. If not then just any cat will be fine.

 

Can't guarantee swords. Can guarantee cat.

 

Listening to Dir En Grey as I read this :3

 

 

God help me

 

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Tom Adler

 

Age: 27

Education: Acadia University School of Music

Occupation: Musician

Living In: Alberta

Religion: Buddhist (Previously Lutheran)

Favorite Food: Rice Omelette

Favorite Music: Well, he likes Pop, but only some of it, and usually prefers electronic. Country music is cool too, as are Folk, Blues, Metal, Tribal, Kpop, Bollywood, Mariachi, Deathcore, and Classical.

Notable Physical Traits: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Bio: With his musically inclined family teaching him his do-re-mis before he could walk, Tom’s musical talent truly blossomed in middle school, where he managed to overcome his crippling stage fright and serenade his entire graduating class at the end of the year. Unfortunately, his storybook entrance into the world ended early, when his parents both died in a plane accident. Emblazoned with the guilt of his inheritance, Tom’s only wish is to share his wealth and songs with someone prepared to stand by him for an encore. He rarely quits listening to music, but when he does, he’s probably writing it, or maybe taking a break to buy himself some new kicks. Maybe while he’s out there, he’ll pick up some chocolates and a funny movie for the two of you.

 

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Go for it.

 

 

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Robbie Heck

 

Age: 20

Education: Swedish School of Sport and Health Sciences

Occupation: College Student (Max Counter Clerk)

Living In: Stockholm

Religion: Agnostic

Favorite Food: Most condiments, especially whipped cream or peanut butter

Favorite Music: Anime songs

Notable Physical Traits: 20/60 vision

Bio: He doesn’t look it, but Robbie’s life was pointed in a bad direction. Without prominent parental figures to look up to, he learned most of what he knows from himself or his teachers, who miraculously pulled him out of his funk. The biggest turning point in his life is when, at nearly 200 pounds as a 14-year-old, Robbie took up weightlifting, and, all thanks to his and the gym instructor’s determination, he took a sharp turn to the right path. Even with his relatively subpar job, Robbie’s willpower always reminds him that he can get what he wants as long as he works for it, and that he does, but working alone only gets half done. For fun, Robbie never let go of his geeky side, and spends his Fridays playing Magic and Pokemon. If only he could find a superman shirt that fit him.

 

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I'm actually scratching these off, somehow.

 

Edit: Added Tom's education. I'm so dumb.

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