Post And I Might Rant

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

About you or whatever comes to mind if I don't feel like ranting about you.

Please remember all rants are exaggerated and even if I say a lot of sheet here I don't hate anyone.

Also if you complain/mope about what I say after posting TO get me to say it that says a lot more about you than anything I can say.

I hold the right to take as long as I damn well please and anyone that seem to complain about OP not delivering will just get ignored.

I also hold the right to be sheet at ranting.

Have fun.

[Andx]

Author that you are I'm expecting a wall of text on something or other.

[Forest Fire]

hi cowcow

[cr47t]

hi cowcow

[Resident Fascist]

Nohrian scum

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Author that you are I'm expecting a wall of text on something or other.

Okay so there's one thing I can rant about in regards to you actually. Lewd. I don't mind lewd, it's fine, but dammit dog the majority of what you mention in RPs relates to lewd and it gets damn frustrating at times. There's so many things to talk about and most of your posts aren't super lewd why do you gotta shove in the lewd randomly? It really detracts from the whole thing and it gets frustrating when it happens too often. It's fine on occasion but i swear every time you talk in the chat there's lewd references and I can't really do much with that, as a host, or as a person.

hi cowcow

How the hell do I not know what to say about you? Like seriously I see you all the time and know you somewhat but I can't even think about what I think about you. It's annoying as funk that I can't pinpoint any actual traits in regards to you. Like god damn who are you? What are you? Why the hell do I know you for such a, relatively, long time but can't even remember your older names ever?

 

hi cowcow

 

funking.

Google.

Seriously most of your damn posts are completely unnecessary because they don't need to be asked. You could literally look up a word, add some context, and bam, you know what it is. Like, if someone's talking about anime and uses a term you don't know, look up the damn word, if you don't understand still, add "anime" to the search. You make things ever so slightly less convenient for people all the time by making them explain things, and it sometimes lasts over several posts and just could be solved so easily.

When I think about you now I literally can't think of anything else than "Guy who doesn't know what basically everything is" and that's not a legacy you want to have.

Nohrian scum

Had you asked me to rant about you not long ago I'd probably be able to say some sheet but now basically the main annoyance is that you come off as an arrogant know-it-all who wants to one-up people on the few topics you know about.

But that's not much of a rant so let's rant about Nohr. Yes the characters personalities are shown better and yes overall the game is better but funking hell the comparisons are annoying as hell. Taken as their own thing both sides are pretty damn good, like, even Birthright is a good game, better than at least a couple FE games. But no, people need to have their "But this is better" bullshit all the time. It's funking petty. Why the funk does everything on the internet have to be about "Oh this is similar so let's compare it and say the other one is bad because it's not this" Like funk that sheet that's toxic and ignorant to look at things like that. Comparisons are fine but funking being so black and white about one being bad because it's not the other just ruins the entire point of playing these games.

 

I have no funking idea where that rant was going and it just happened so yay.

I am sheet at this don't expect much.

[ÆƵ–]

I think I know the subtopic if you rant about me

[Susie]

Oi

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I think I know the subtopic if you rant about me

Oh you. funking hell man. You join the damn RP, we come up with specific backstory and mechanic stuff for your character, we make them a fairly important part of the backstory of the RP, and you just leave like that? What the sheet. Not to mention we went out of our way to try and wait for you, to help you get something to post, and then you just don't do anything and up and leave. You know how awkward it is when someone just straight up leaves an RP like that? We have to work around that, suddenly we have to try and figure out how to subtly do it realistically and even then it just feels awkward and leaves a sour taste for a while. If you're gonna try and RP again I suggest you make sure to take time to actually do it. Whatever you have going on, joining an RP isn't something you funking do if it's gonna be a thing you so easily stop doing and abandon.

Oi

*sees comment in the Polls*

Good damn timing bby

We get it, you like furries more than human characters. Big funking deal. Guess what? Being a furry doesn't really make a character more unique or interesting. Especially on the internet when furry characters a a dime a funking thousand. It's petty as funk to just write off almost any human character as generic anime girl/guy, and it's just sad to see someone be so condescending about it. Whenever it comes down to a furry versus almost any human character you immediately get condescending about how people have bad taste because "of course they go with the generic human girl". Generic human characters can have interesting personalities, fun moments, and be relatable just as easy as something more "interesting" to you. funking hell you're constantly condescending about things you like and it legit makes me DISLIKE the thing more often than not.

I didn't give a funk about Gatomon before really, beyond "hey cute cat" but if I think about her as a character she's pretty much trash anyway so I don't get why anyone would care about them losing a popularity poll.No, it's not just because YCM likes different things than you, sometimes, it's because the things you like just aren't all that great.

[cr47t]

f***ing.

Google.

Seriously most of your damn posts are completely unnecessary because they don't need to be asked. You could literally look up a word, add some context, and bam, you know what it is. Like, if someone's talking about anime and uses a term you don't know, look up the damn word, if you don't understand still, add "anime" to the search. You make things ever so slightly less convenient for people all the time by making them explain things, and it sometimes lasts over several posts and just could be solved so easily.

When I think about you now I literally can't think of anything else than "Guy who doesn't know what basically everything is" and that's not a legacy you want to have.

I've actually been using Google more often, particularly dragging stuff into the Google Images search bar. (it's not always accurate tho)

Thought you should know.

[Brinolovania]

Damn, I love rants.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Damn, I love rants.

You know what really funking pisses me off? There's no arcades around here. Like what the funk, arcades are the sheet, even if it just has stuff like Pacman. We used to have one in the mall but now that place is a desolate wasteland because rent is too damn high. So I lost one of the funnest places to go here and that's complete sheet especially now that I actually have my own money and sheet so I could legit spend some good time there with friends and family. But no instead I get the options of walking around, going to bars, or idk, maybe bowling sometimes? It funking sucks, arcades are great, and so many people would love and use one, but there's nothing here.

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

Do something other than the obvious rant

[Forest Fire]

How the hell do I not know what to say about you? Like seriously I see you all the time and know you somewhat but I can't even think about what I think about you. It's annoying as f*** that I can't pinpoint any actual traits in regards to you. Like god damn who are you? What are you? Why the hell do I know you for such a, relatively, long time but can't even remember your older names ever?

 

who am i? i don't know man.... i guess i'm just a lazy teenager, sometimes i'm a bit of ass

other than that.... there's nothing unique about me. even that isn't something unique.

names list:

syber_sypher

jinx_

forest fire

realm reaver

forest fire

flash flood

the taken king

onyx bt*

the taken king

the aeons end

 

*not for long though

[Andx]

I have been uncharacteristically out of hand there thank you for saying something cow. Good luck with ranting and raving.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Do something other than the obvious rant

Okay fine. You're so damn bad at dealing with your own sheet at times. You get way over your head and in those cases, when I tell you one thing and you go the other direction, it's annoying as funk to be right. I want to give advice when you ask but half the time it's like you just want to do the opposite, and that has been the case for a long time. Like, sometimes, it pisses me off what went down with that sheet a while back because I funking told you so dammit and you just went along with it anyway. Now I see you're done with it mostly but also not really because you still do similar stupid sheet all the time. Like funk, man, you need more self control. That's the big thing. I swear you just can't sit still and you think you always have to go go go and then suddenly you find yourself overthinking or needing to do damage control on your own sheet and then it's like, what the funk, you could avoid so much trouble but you just bull-charge right into it and sometimes I swear you want things to spiral to sheet.

names list:

syber_sypher

jinx_

forest fire

realm reaver

forest fire

flash flood

the taken king

onyx bt*

the taken king

the aeons end

 

*not for long though

AHA YOU'RE THE GUY WHO USED TO REP ALL MY POSTS

[King K. Azo]

Do it do it do it!

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Do it do it do it!

Alriiiight.

I kinda already did this.

But seriously. When you feel down on yourself, and on what you've done, especially in regards to posting, it brings everything down. Negativity breeds negativity dammit and you're like a funking queen bee of negative thoughts. It's almost sickening to see how you tend to automatically go for the negative and seem to never allow anyone to be positive. Like, you got sheet to deal with, I get it, which is why it's hard as funk to say this but.

Your writing sometimes pisses me off. Like straight up. I swear either your characters are moping or doing something crazy and it almost feels that's all you think you can do with them. Stop that, seriously, characterize them more, don't let them just stagnant into "That sad guy who makes references to memes" because that is not what I signed up for when I accepted you into the RP.

[Susie]

*sees comment in the Polls*

Good damn timing bby

We get it, you like furries more than human characters. Big f***ing deal. Guess what? Being a furry doesn't really make a character more unique or interesting. Especially on the internet when furry characters a a dime a f***ing thousand. It's petty as f*** to just write off almost any human character as generic anime girl/guy, and it's just sad to see someone be so condescending about it. Whenever it comes down to a furry versus almost any human character you immediately get condescending about how people have bad taste because "of course they go with the generic human girl". Generic human characters can have interesting personalities, fun moments, and be relatable just as easy as something more "interesting" to you. f***ing hell you're constantly condescending about things you like and it legit makes me DISLIKE the thing more often than not.

I didn't give a f*** about Gatomon before really, beyond "hey cute cat" but if I think about her as a character she's pretty much trash anyway so I don't get why anyone would care about them losing a popularity poll.No, it's not just because YCM likes different things than you, sometimes, it's because the things you like just aren't all that great.

 

But I am only trying to save you all. YCM is full of heretics and they will burn into the fiery depths if they do not accept the glory and divinty of fur. It is my duty to set people onto the path of righteousness.

 

Though in taking the rant more seriously than I should, I really just play up my dislike towards human characters for my own comedic sake, granted in polls its excessive due to it being easier to notice how much of a minority I am, but hey I do plan on shutting up more through the rest of it. Like I mean if I did actually mean half of the shit that I spew about human characters then id be a bit of a hypocrite. My disdain towards K-On and Love Live are far more legit (hence the more dramatic display at the purely unfathomable sight of the poor precious Gatomon losing) since K-On is one of two shows that ive given a 1/10 on MAL and although I havent seen Love Live from what little have gathered it looks worse to me than K-On is and I cannot think of another show that ive been nearly as turned off by. Also nah man Gatomon aint trash outside of being a cute kitty shes got a fun and relatable spirit to her despite being a cute little cat, andifyouinsultheronemoretimeiwillshowyounomercywhenibreakintoyourhouseandripyourheadoff. Also being a furry is a bonus in my world but if we were doing a tournament and somehow a human character from a show that I liked went up against some guys furry OC then I would surely be more likely to pick the human character unless the certain OC is one that I really really really value which would be extremely rare to the point of where I cant think up of one that I value that much because theyre all just sex objects to me. I actually did drop a vote for a few of the human characters, I just didnt really post anything maybe I should have posted something just for the sake of diversity but meh oh well. Ill even say that if Gatomon, Nyanta, or Kazma were up against Vash, Johan, or Lain for something thats non-waifu/husbando related then I would definitely at least have to sit down and think about it for a bit at first.

 

and ur welcome for the timing bby.

[Yui]

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

You're a damn pushover when it comes to your own RPs and it really needs to stop. It's not your fault entirely but you've had how many RPs die now? That's for a reason. And part of it is you never get it right. You don't reign people in, you don't remind people to do sheet, and worst of all you don't think through any of any of the types of encounters. Like almost every fight there's been trouble because of how it's designed.

Also god dammit you are a broken record with some things, break out of the same old same old sometimes dammit you've got imagination so funking use it.

[Tourmaline]

YEAH

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

[Northern Sage]

Want.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

YEAH

You're not the smartest person around. In fact there's plenty of times I find you to be a complete moron. But you don't really funking care about that, do you? You'll just go on believing you're better no matter what and make some asinine and vague comment that you'll phrase in a way to make it seem smarter than it is...Ya know what this is a short rant because funk it

 

 

You're a damn hypocrite. You get offended and upset more than I even do and yet you made me some kind of flagship of the PC movement or some sheet. I don't give a funk about that sheet personally, get it through your skull, it doesn't actually affect me. You're constantly acting like you're some damn victim when really the only thing you're a victim of is having opinions that people happen to not agree with. You try and act like you're not offended or that you're not actually upset but half the time you only say this once it gets called out. Also funk you for your stupid comments like "CowCow and his mindless horde" I'm not part of some movement against you and I certainly don't funking bother to get people on my side. I give like no shits if people agree with me, I think I'm right, if you can convince me otherwise cool otherwise I don't funking care if you agree, as long as you understand what I'm actually saying. Which you seem to struggle with sometimes, with other people more than me. You tend to put your own assumptions and tone into people's comments and roll with it as if that's the fact.

 

Want.

I wasn't sure what to rant about but I realized.

Why the funk do you dislike Goose so much? What did they funking do to warrant you being pissy and rude towards them randomly? Like, I can't see a reason, they clearly have no idea what they did, so what the funk? They can be an ass sometimes but they're not a horrible person, what did they do to deserve not only being rude towards but also not bothering to even explain? That's pretty damn shitty.