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This'll be interesting.

I had a dream where I was watching HIMYM. The funny thing is: I feel asleep watching a Friends porno parody.

 

Dunno if OP will deliver but here goes.

I always carry around a pen with my so that I can write down things that I honestly don't care about because it makes other people happy when I "care" about what they're talking about. Mostly in reference to my teachers.

 

several hundred bees

My friend faked getting stung by a bee because he wanted to go home. I don't know what happened to him, but I hope that he did get stung with hundreds of bees. He broke my XBox, too.

 

Talk dirty to me.

I like making bomb jokes about the atom bombs, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki. I think that they're polarizing. This was mostly when I was a little boy.

 

This looks suspicious, but could also be something interesting. Lets go for it.

At school, we had a rap battle. I was doing pretty well in it until I couldn't of a word that rhymed with "Trick" and I made a joke about my dick out of no where. I just left after that in shame.

 

 

Toast.

I want to be an erotic dancer for at least a few months of my life. I should learn how to pole dance.

 

 

Alright then

I often get compared to my cousin who is a pretty shitty person, and I really don't give a sheet about him for the most part.

 

um

I really want to punch your sig in the face.

 

~oogieboogie~

My first crush was Misty from Pokemon and it was because she reminded me of a boy.

 

hi bae

I dated a girl who was into roleplaying as a Vampire...

 

that sheet is creepy as funk and disgusting. Don't date people like this.

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