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Hi, Thar.

 

Hi, Garland.

 

Life lesson for you: Cherish every moment as if it were your last. Don't do drugs, live a good life, and remember that funking your sister is only acceptable if she's been adopted twice beforehand.

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THAR

 

HINA!

 

Never forget that you're beautiful. Stay positive, smile, and be sure to use non-brand cleaners to clean up the evidence after killing those who insult you, cause they're not as effective as they're advertised.

 

Huh…

 

Remember, there's nothing better than an occasional nature walk. Let the breeze flutter past you as the trees dance, the birds fly, and the cars on the nearby highway crash and burn and then shake your head in pity.

 

Ahoy thar, Thar!

 

Are we pirates? Cause you should never pirate music or movies. It's against the law. But you can walk into a theatre with an eye patch, a wooden leg, and a hook hand and damage their property. You won't get arrested for that.

Hey thar.

 

Hay is for horses. You shouldn't be eating hay, it's not good for humans to ingest. Unless you think you're a horse and you're feelings get hurt when people say otherwise, then by all means live your life the way you want. ^^

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Hay is for horses. You shouldn't be eating hay, it's not good for humans to ingest. Unless you think you're a horse and you're feelings get hurt when people say otherwise, then by all means live your life the way you want. ^^

Reminds me of this one girl in my school who thought she was a horse. She would run in a sort of weird horse gallop (and somehow manage to get top track scores) and neigh at people.

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Wow OK just ignore me that's fine.

 

Ignorance is bliss. Best advice you'll ever get from me.

 

hello thar

 

Never look at the big picture like you can accomplish it all in a day. Look at the details, set goals based on how hard you're willing to work, and stick to it. The occasionally say "funk it" and go to the whorehouse for some sexy fun time.

 

What ever have I been doing wrong, Master Thar?

 

Well for one thing, you're telling me you're kissing and hugging me, but not really, which is giving me mixed signals. Speaking of signals, it's okay to run a stoplight when it's yellow. As long as you're past the thick white line that blue collared workers drew before the light turns red, the law is only barely broken but you can still feel like you're living life dangerously.

 

I am filled with the sads and the lonelies

 

Don't get sad. Get GLAD. Throw that sad trash out and be ensured that it doesn't break out and make a mess on the floor, because messes make you mad, but at least you won't be sad.

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I desire some of that Thar cleverness.

 

Thar be some cleverness in them hills. As Fergie said, "My humps, my humps my humps my humps." She refers to those hills as "humps" so that it can stand out in the charts. Let that be your advice to tread those humps and watch your woes go away.

Howdy partner.

 

Get a real job.

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Oh sheet, this is actual like, personal advice? Hell yes, sign me up and take my reps.

 

Let your drill be the drill that pierces the heavens. Just make sure you're wearing protection so heaven doesn't make you pay for child support.

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