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Genuinely interested.

 

Noice we've snagged another one

 

Beesus Christ

Level 3 : Crit 0

Organic Dainty Insect Special Unit

Special Clause (You can only control 1 Special Card of each Card Type.)

[1] Soothe 4 (Instead of attacking, it can restore an Adjacent Friendly Unit’s Level by 4.)

[2] Replenish 3 (Its Level is restored by 3 at the end of each turn.)

[3] Beesus Christ cannot increase its Critical.

"I bet he's not against Homosexuality." -Clarence

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Noice we've snagged another one

 

Beesus Christ

Level 3 : Crit 0

Organic Dainty Insect Special Unit

Special Clause (You can only control 1 Special Card of each Card Type.)

[1] Soothe 4 (Instead of attacking, it can restore an Adjacent Friendly Unit’s Level by 4.)

[2] Replenish 3 (Its Level is restored by 3 at the end of each turn.)

[3] Beesus Christ cannot increase its Critical.

"I bet he's not against Homosexuality." -Clarence

So, is this an actual thing or is this just ideas you have?

Re-roll.

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So, is this an actual thing or is this just ideas you have?

Re-roll.

 

It's potentially an actual thing. If it were RN, I would pull up the images.

I've only been thinking about this for like a week lol

 

KK Kodpiece

Level 2

Moist Equipment

[E] Equipped Unit gains 1 Level and Intrepid (It is unaffected by Frighten, Allure, and Leveler.)

[1] When you play KK Kodpiece, your opponent takes 1 damage. 

[2] When the Equipped Unit gains another equipment, return KK Kodpiece to your hand.

Popular among brothers.

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....Blog battles?

 

I said deal with it.

 

Stripe Club

Level 1

Moist Special Resource

[R] Pays for Moist cards of this card’s Level.

Special Clause (You can only control 1 Special Card of each Card Type.)

[1] You can use 1 Post to give your Unit in this column Allure (Moving it forward causes an enemy in its column to move forward. Enemies next to it cannot attack other units.)

PETA Approved.

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Ayyy.

 

lmao

 

Polycephaly

Level X

Avert Spell

[1] One Unit gains Dexterity X (It attacks X times.)

We are a hive mind.

 

 

 

Byyy.

 

Sexual?

 

Underwear Shark

Level 2 : Crit 1

Moist Fish Unit

[1] When Underwear Shark is discarded, you can add 1 Equipment card from your Trash Bin to your hand. 

He was too lazy to put on pants.

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Cyyy reroll please

 

Not like I enjoy doing this  (. .)

 

Crabs

Level 1 : Crit 1

Moist Crab Unit

[1] Crabwalk 1 (Attacking sends it 1 square to its owner's designated side, left or right.)

“I’ve definitely never had these before.” -Clarence, Head Admin of the KeepingUpMen Fashion blog.

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Re-rolling. What factions are in this?

 

1. Dainty, the White Mana equivalent, essentially a deck of and for white people

2. Sordid, the Black Mana equivalent, the edgiest affinity

3. Organic, the Green Mana equivalent, which is best used while tripping on Acid

4. Moist, the Blue Mana equivalent, basically either sea creatures or naughty things (or both)

5. Spicy, the Red Mana equivalent, chock full of enough SJWs to choke a Trump.

 

Make It Rain

Level 3

Moist Event

[1] This card’s Level (including in your hand) is reduced by the number of cards you have drawn this turn.

[T] Discard any number of Moist units on your Dashboard. Treat this number as X for this card’s effect.

[2] At this card’s activation, draw X cards.

"I've learned the hard way not to do this at the supermarket."  -Buck Buffwood, CEO of Seal Clobber Enterprise

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Robot, or Ronot

 

Robots are GHEY

 

Illuminosey

Level 3 : Crit 1

Dainty Stone Special Unit

Special Clause (You can only control 1 Special Card of each Card Type.)

[1] Once per turn, you can look at your opponent’s hand. Illuminosey cannot move during the turn you use this Skill.

 

“Achoo!”

 

seems interesting.

 

 

U bet it is

 

Coo Clucks Clansman

Level 1 : Crit 1

Dainty Bird Unit

[1] Coo Clucks Clansman gains 6 Critical when it fights a Sordid unit, but if it does, Discard it after that battle.

He'll make fried chicken out of YOU.

Sounds like Kingdom of Loathing meets MtG based on the mana description alone.

 

I got bored of that within minutes, but I'll take that as a compliment.

 

Buck's Secretary

Level 1 : Crit 0

Moist Human Unit

[1] Sprint 6.

[2] You can pay 1 Post to select and move 1 Moist unit with Critical 2 or lower next to Buck's Secretary. Buck's Secretary must still be on the field to resolve this skill.

"They said my mouth would get me in trouble someday. Little do they know my mouth got me my job."

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