DN Chronicles *Remake*

[ÆƵ–]

>Implying that men aren't the chattiest fuçking creatures on the planet

>Implying that little girls are bad

>Implying that girls are bad

 

I think he should see a therapist or something. He clearly needs to talk to someone. 

[Forest Fire]

 

I think he should see a therapist or something. He clearly needs to talk to someone. 

 

But didn't you hear him? Real men don't talk.

[Forest Fire]

he had chicken game out and i decided to use it's effect to pop it.

[~Faytl~]

Every time I play with my Trains, I seem to play Monarchs.

 

Every time I play with my Fluffals, I seem to play Blue-Eyes.

 

These decks are not good matchups for me.

[ÆƵ–]

Tries to use pantheism and chains prime, claiming that they banish pan for primes cost. I try and explain why they can't do that. They proceed to drop the chain link wiki link on me. 

[spoiler=The whole darned thing]

japan boy 61: eff (banishing pantheism)
japan boy 61: chain the prime
Aez D'void: what are you banishing?
japan boy 61: when I gave banned chain
Aez D'void: ...What?
japan boy 61: and the effect of pantheism resolves because it was banned
Aez D'void: Pantheism banishes itself as a cost
Aez D'void: you can't banish it for prime and still get the eff off
Aez D'void: One or the other, friendo
japan boy 61: I first activated the effect of pantheism and then gave chain with the prime
Aez D'void: Pantheism banishes itself as a cost, so it won';t be in the grave for prime to banish for its own cost
Aez D'void: Am I making sense here?
japan boy 61: the effect of the first prime solves
Aez D'void: Yes, but costs must be paid before a chain can be considered to vbe activated
Aez D'void: Even if an eff is negated, the cost must still be paid
japan boy 61: the more he was paid
Aez D'void: ?
japan boy 61: how to pantheism was banned the effect it solves together
japan boy 61: in chain
Aez D'void: Pantheism banishes itself before prime can banish it
Aez D'void: does that make sense?
japan boy 61: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Chain
Aez D'void: I recomend you read that
Aez D'void: Because you clearly don't know how they work
japan boy 61: Cards and effects can only be activated as a Chain Link 2 or higher if they have an equal or greater Spell Speed than the previous Chain Link. Spell Speed 1 effects cannot be activated as a Chain Link
japan boy 61: lol not understand

Aez D'void: Look, you can't banish pantheism for prime because, even though prime does resolve first, pantheism's cost, which is banishing itself from the grave, comes before prime would even activate (said right before he left)
japan boy 61 has left the duel

 

[~Faytl~]

So nobody duel against Dark_Stars if you can help it, he's unusually hostile about you declaring which card effects your using if you don't technically have any other effects to activate. Like, he legitimately criticized me for saying stuff like "eff Bear" or "eff Vendor", saying it "encouraged pointless declarations" and was a "waste of dialogue." Just very unpleasant and surly to fight if you even ask politely about why he cares.

[VCR_CAT]

Every time I play with my Trains, I seem to play Monarchs.

 

Something's not right on your end, then. Trains have an incredibly strong match-up against Monarchs.

[Face McShooty]

the guy tried using Mausoleum to Summon Obelisk and when I told him he couldn't, by showing him proof, he quit

[Snatch Steal]

 

>Implying that men aren't the chattiest fuçking creatures on the planet

>Implying that little girls are bad

>Implying that girls are bad

 

I think he should see a therapist or something. He clearly needs to talk to someone. 

 

 

I know everyone hates me when I get like this but

 

Bless this post spread this sheet like wildfire

[Face McShooty]

here's part of a conversation with a guy I regularly duel on DN after he dueled my Super Quantum Deck

 

"OblivionEyes: I just,...
OblivionEyes: I love Quantums
OblivionEyes: and you've single handedly made them meta."

 

Needless to say, I think he likes my deck lol

[BT]

[spoiler=Conversation (probably not very helpful)]

Peetzaahhh2010: gl hf

alienexodia: gl

Peetzaahhh2010: you can't pend summon

Peetzaahhh2010: there is no level between 3 and 3

alienexodia: wy not

Peetzaahhh2010: there is no level between 3 and 3

Peetzaahhh2010: you can still keep that play if you want :P

alienexodia: zlol

Peetzaahhh2010: mistake (here I Summoned a monster instead of Setting it by accident)

Peetzaahhh2010: oh well :P

Peetzaahhh2010: For each counter I put, it will be 1000 ATK

Peetzaahhh2010 placed a counter on "King of the Skull Servants" in M-3 (now 1)

Peetzaahhh2010 placed a counter on "King of the Skull Servants" in M-3 (now 2)

alienexodia has lost 500 life points

Peetzaahhh2010: you can't do that

Peetzaahhh2010: if you flip, it goes to Attack mode

alienexodia: why not

Peetzaahhh2010: it's called a flip summon

Peetzaahhh2010: nope

Peetzaahhh2010: your card doesnt allow you to special summon

alienexodia: forgot

Peetzaahhh2010: fix the field

alienexodia: -850

Peetzaahhh2010: you can't summon him

alienexodia: why not?

Peetzaahhh2010: "Neither player can Special Summon monsters."

Peetzaahhh2010: Vanity's emptiness

alienexodia:  its called scyncro summon

Peetzaahhh2010: Synchro is Special

Peetzaahhh2010: All Extra Deck summons are special

alienexodia: wow... 

alienexodia: im out

alienexodia has left the duel

What happened:

 

First - He put 2 Scale 3 Pendulum Monsters on the Pendulum Zone. I said you cannot Pendulum Summon with that... there is no level between 3 and 3.

He goes okay then puts the scales away.

 

Second (not as bad) - doesn't know that a Set monster can only Flip Summon

 

Third - He later then activated Vanity's emptiness then proceeds to Synchro Summon the turn after. I say you can't do that because Vanity's Emptiness. He says: It's called a Synchro Summon. I then explain the rules, he had enough and left.

 

The chat is color-coated to the colors for first second and third.

[Sander]

 

gg Devpro, gg.

[BT]

Is that harassment?

[Sander]

Is that harassment?

 

I mean I guess, but it's not like I give a sheet anyways. Still, all of that started because he took like over 10 seconds to decide who goes first, so I said "come on", then he got triggered and made a generic "your mom my dick in mouth" comment.

 

Not saying that I didn't throw in a few comments in response to that, but they were nowhere as 12 year oldish as his responses were.

[BT]

I mean I guess, but it's not like I give a s*** anyways. Still, all of that started because he took like over 10 seconds to decide who goes first, so I said "come on", then he got triggered and made a generic "your mom my dick in mouth" comment.

 

Not saying that I didn't throw in a few comments in response to that, but they were nowhere as 12 year oldish as his responses were.

I like how you wrote User is not online.

 

Did that get him to stop?

[Sander]

I like how you wrote User is not online.

 

Did that get him to stop?

 

I did not write that, that's just Devpro giving you a notice that the user is not online.

[evil cucumber]

 

what I find funny is that at some point of the duel he got a Dark Lady and CyDra Infinity on the field and typed "gg" as he passed turn lol

[Tojin]

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get a picture, since DN's picture function is still messed up, but I managed to get The Calculator to 11,400 ATK using Cardians. Enjoy that, JABRONI.

[mr. waifu]

*Accepts Duel Request*

*He Quits*

:/

[mr. waifu]

Besides that, what I really love is when people get annoyed by my "Burgesstoma" Deck, and always quit whenever I put up a field for mass Xyz Summoning, or they call me cheater because I use Uniform Nomeclature.

[shadowsapex]

You can't use Uniform Nomenclature on Burgesstomas if that's what you're talking about.

[mr. waifu]

You can't use Uniform Nomenclature on Burgesstomas if that's what you're talking about.

You can

[shadowsapex]

http://forum.duelingnetwork.com/index.php?/topic/164821-burgesstoma-vs-the-league-of-uniform-nomenclature/

Trap monsters can only be summoned by their own effects. You can't summon them out of the deck, since they're just traps.

[mr. waifu]

Dang....

[Βyakuya]

The Dreaded Kozmo Mirror

 

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Gl

greenday1: lol

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Hmm

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Ok?

greenday1: k

greenday1: chain

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Delta

ByakuyaKuchiki6: -500\

greenday1: k

greenday1: lol

greenday1: target itself

greenday1: k

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 200 life points

greenday1 has lost 800 life points

greenday1: hold

greenday1: thinking

greenday1: no

greenday1: it dies

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Slip doesn't immediately activate

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Cl2 Fam Cl1 CotH

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Cl2 Resolve

greenday1: no

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Slip Tag

greenday1: cl 3

greenday1: slip

greenday1: its the first thing to activate

greenday1: becasue it resolves backwards

ByakuyaKuchiki6: ...THat's not how it works

ByakuyaKuchiki6: THe last thing to activate was Fam

greenday1: no

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Chain resolves

greenday1: slips effect was last

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Slip summon

greenday1: then slip ef

ByakuyaKuchiki6: There is no third chain

greenday1: why

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Ask an admin if you want

greenday1 has called an admin

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Because when slip is summoned

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Wow

Tekashi: problem?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Hello

greenday1: how does this work

ByakuyaKuchiki6: He enters BP, and attacks with Dark Lady

ByakuyaKuchiki6: I activate CotH target Lady

greenday1: just replay it

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Chain banish Fam

Tekashi: greenday no

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Chain resolves

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Slip summon

Tekashi: please do not move cards

greenday1: ok

ByakuyaKuchiki6: He claims CotH dies as a "Cl3"

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Slip starts a new chain

ByakuyaKuchiki6: It doesn't immediately happen when I use CotH

Tekashi: ok, so chain link 1 was call, chain 2 was farmgirl. Farmgirl resolves, summoning sliprider. Since the chain is still resolving, sliprider may not activate yet. Once call has resolved, the chain will finish resolving, and sliprider may activate after that in a new chain.

greenday1: ok

greenday1: slip

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Thank you

greenday1: activate

greenday1: how dod u know

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Because I know the rules

greenday1: it activates on a new chain

ByakuyaKuchiki6: THat was what I was arguing

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Dar kLady

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 1000 life points

greenday1: ok whatever

greenday1: thinking

greenday1: if slip dies do i get effec?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Yes

greenday1 has lost 1000 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 200 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Did Lady attack already?

greenday1: nope

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Town

greenday1: k

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 500 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Soar

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 1000 life points

greenday1 has lost 1000 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Chain

greenday1: no

greenday1: lol

greenday1: nooooooooo

greenday1: it doesnt work like that

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Do I have to explain again?

greenday1: u cant just chain 2 effects

greenday1 has called an admin

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Cl1 Soar

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Cl2 Dark Lady Negate

greenday1: noooooooo

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Cl3 Soar can chain its tag effec t

ByakuyaKuchiki6: THe tag effect is a quick effect so it can be chained

ByakuyaKuchiki6: This can work for Dark Lady too

ByakuyaKuchiki6: You know

ByakuyaKuchiki6: If you attempt to neg something, if they have no response you can chain the tag effect with herself

ByakuyaKuchiki6: If I were to neg your Dark Lady with mine you can tag the same way

ByakuyaKuchiki6: In this case the effect will still be negated to SS

ByakuyaKuchiki6: or negate

ByakuyaKuchiki6: But the monster is still summoned

ByakuyaKuchiki6:  Because the effect is not immedaitely negated because the effect in the chain to SS resolves first

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Do you understand?

greenday1: nope

ByakuyaKuchiki6: How do you play this deck if you don;t understand chain links?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: It's so fundamental to Kozmos

ByakuyaKuchiki6: TL;DR

ByakuyaKuchiki6: I can chain the 2nd effect to tag because it's a quick effect, and that it can still resolve because it was the last thing to activate in chain and resolves first

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Effect to SS Fam was grave is still negated

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Better?

dabestgamer: Please refrain from moving cards around unless instructed to do so. Now what's the problem?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Hey

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Situation:

ByakuyaKuchiki6: NS Soartroops

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Pay 1k to SS Fam

ByakuyaKuchiki6: He negates with Dark Lady

ByakuyaKuchiki6: *attempts

ByakuyaKuchiki6: CHain Soartroops tag effect

ByakuyaKuchiki6: He claims its not possible

ByakuyaKuchiki6: In this case the effect to SS from grave is still negated right>

greenday1: u cant just chain 2 effects 

dabestgamer: Chain Link 1: Soartroopers, pay 1000 LP and target a Psychic "Kozmo" in the Graveyard

dabestgamer: Chain Link 2: Dark Lady, pay 1000 LP

dabestgamer: Chain Link 3: Soartroopers, banish itself

dabestgamer: That Chain is legal.

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Thank you

greenday1: why

dabestgamer: Because that other effect is a Quick Effect.

dabestgamer: It's Spell Speed 2.

greenday1: so u can just use two effects ur cards have

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Yes

ByakuyaKuchiki6: :/

ByakuyaKuchiki6: You can do it too

dabestgamer: The effect to Special Summon a "Kozmo" from the hand is a Quick Effect.

dabestgamer: It's Spell Speed 2.

greenday1: yeah but

dabestgamer: And yes, I do believe the activation of Soartrooper's other effect is still negated.

greenday1: ok

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Yeah I'll accept that

greenday1: k

greenday1: can u 

ByakuyaKuchiki6: This is the 2nd time

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Admin was called

dabestgamer: Just because a card has two effects, it doesn't mean they can't go on the same Chain.

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Shuttle

ByakuyaKuchiki6: -200

greenday1: can u banish with no target in hand

dabestgamer: No.

ByakuyaKuchiki6: No

dabestgamer: You must be able to resolve the effect fully in order to activate it.

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Hope you're learning something

greenday1: i am thanks

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 1000 life points

greenday1: cant

greenday1: u already activated it once

ByakuyaKuchiki6: ...

greenday1: u did

greenday1 has called an admin

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Does it say: "You can only use this effect of ... once per turn?"

greenday1 has canceled the admin call

greenday1: nv,

greenday1: nvm

ByakuyaKuchiki6: ...

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Straw

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 500 life points

greenday1: WAIT

greenday1: You can only use this effect of "Kozmo Soartroopers" once per turn. Once per turn

greenday1: u cant do that

greenday1: it does say it

greenday1: so u cant

ByakuyaKuchiki6: That's effect to tag...

greenday1:  nooooooo

ByakuyaKuchiki6: I can't tag out Soartroopers twice

greenday1: u SURE

ByakuyaKuchiki6: ...How do you function

greenday1: ok

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Stop playing like you're dumb

ByakuyaKuchiki6 placed a counter on "Kozmotown" in F (now 1)

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 1000 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 500 life points

greenday1: ?

greenday1: k

greenday1: dd 12

greenday1: dark lady34

greenday1's die landed on 1

greenday1: ef

ByakuyaKuchiki6: On SUmmon

greenday1: chain

greenday1: k?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Ok

greenday1: lets say i atk

greenday1: i cant negate right?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Why do you think so

greenday1: idk

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Honestly if you want to call something out

ByakuyaKuchiki6: You need to reason

ByakuyaKuchiki6: But yes, you can negate

greenday1: and it dies

ByakuyaKuchiki6: You can negate

greenday1: ok

greenday1: but what about ef to keep it alive

ByakuyaKuchiki6: What eff

greenday1:  If this face-up card on the field would be destroyed by a card effect, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card instead.

ByakuyaKuchiki6: If I activate F0 and you neg it with Lady

greenday1: ok

ByakuyaKuchiki6: It only negates the activation

ByakuyaKuchiki6: But I still have to detach 1 to keep alive

greenday1 has lost 1000 life points

greenday1 has lost 1000 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6: F0

greenday1 has lost 1000 life points

greenday1 has lost 1000 life points

greenday1: negate

greenday1: ef to save itself

greenday1: with other dark lady

ByakuyaKuchiki6: The effect to save itself doesn't activate

greenday1: u sure

greenday1 has gained 1000 life points

greenday1: ok go

ByakuyaKuchiki6: You had to call admin twice and you couldn't argue

ByakuyaKuchiki6: What do you think

ByakuyaKuchiki6: k

greenday1: it dies

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Cannot be destroyed by battle, and neither player takes any battle damage from attacks involving this card. 

greenday1: does it activate to not be destroyed?

ByakuyaKuchiki6: ...No

ByakuyaKuchiki6: It's a continuous effect

ByakuyaKuchiki6: It activates if it has ":" in the sentence

greenday1: can i negate teh effect of it to not eb destroyed

ByakuyaKuchiki6: No

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Same reason

greenday1: why did u detatch last time

ByakuyaKuchiki6: To prevent it from dying to Lady's effect to destroy

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Chain

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 800 life points

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Straw

ByakuyaKuchiki6 has lost 500 life points

greenday1: thinking

ByakuyaKuchiki6: Target Fore

greenday1: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

greenday1 has left the duel

 

 

tl;dr:

 

Kozmo mirror, he calls out on me twice for not understanding chains.

Admins prove him twice wrong.

Then asks me if I can do this and that every single thing I did for the rest of the game.

And he was winning during the duration. Holy sheet I was losing against this guy. Goes to show further that any scrublord can pick up a meta deck and assume they can use it well.