Flame Dragon Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Valve needs to actually make comics. I would pay money for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 That was both hilarious and useful, I didn't realize Blutarch and Redmond had convinced Zepheniah to buy that land. Also, [url=http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198023509463/379048245]my Strange Backburner passed 100k the other day[/url]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 So it's almost summer for me, and I've been getting back in the swing of TF2. Been playing at least once a day, and I've restarted my hat collection. I just recently finished my Festive Engy set. You know, for summer. I'm currently selling a lot of hats if anyone's interested: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/20054067#latest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 PAULING HAS A VOICE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU#t=29Also they added a bunch of new Taunts.And they look amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 WE NEED TO FIGHT THE BREAD MONSTER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Bakura16 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 I once met a player known as "The Hovering Linguine Creature" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 You know, it just occurred to me that we might be getting an official boss mode O,oSo instead of the fan-made 'Vs Saxton Hale', we now potentially have to fight a giant loaf of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 So instead of the fan-made 'Vs Saxton Hale', we now potentially have to fight a giant loaf of bread. The degree of amazing in the sentence is incalculable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Bakura16 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Even better, Fighting Sandvich itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Saw the first part of the bread update and my hype is escalating. There's now something for me to look forward to once I finish my exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 So that was amazing. I hope we get a little bread monster pet for Pyro as a cosmetic, you could see him playing around with one like a little puppy at the end. I wonder how the Pyro viewed all of that with his Pyrovision? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 The degree of amazing in the sentence is incalculable.I mean typically they showcase new modes/hats/etc in videos, right? So I wouldn't doubt it if we got 'Vs Tumor Bread' mode.Whats even better, though... Is that now such a mode exists, it gives all the people who make said Vs-Saxton/Freak Fortress/Equestria/Warcraft/etc modes something else to work with, for even more potential =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 So apparently flinging bread into the Upward pit causes a premature detonation and capping of its final point. Game still continues, though. BLU just needs to push the now-invisible cart to every other point on the map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 You know, they better make an editable slice of tumor bread, as an item for the Heavy.I mean, Heavy can eat wrapping paper and metal, so why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Originally Posted by Valve - Love & War Update - Added 5 new weapons, 15 new taunts, and 43 cosmetic items for the Love & War update - Partner Taunts can now be performed with the opposing team - Added a new Taunt Loadout with 8 slots so multiple taunts can be equipped at the same time - Taunts are no longer equipped in the Action Slot - Pressing the Taunt key in game now brings up the new Taunt Selection menu - Pressing the taunt key while the Taunt Selection menu is open performs a weapon taunt, or joins a partner taunt - Mann Co. Store - Added 15 new taunts and a taunt bundle - Added 5 new weapons and a weapon bundle - Added 44 new cosmetics and a cosmetic bundle - Added "Taunt" category into the store - Added Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key - The "Hats" and "Misc" categories have been merged into "Cosmetics" - Items - Added the Mann Co. Stockpile Crate to the droplist - Each Mann Co. Stockpile Crate can be repeatedly shuffled to contain a set of 4 possible items - Added the Mann Co. Audition Reel. Contains taunts and a rare chance at an unusual taunt - Updated Mann Co. Crates to display which Unusual Series they can potentially output - Added Bread Box Special Crafting Recipe. This recipe will no longer be available after July 9th, 2014. Items from the Bread box have a chance to be strange. - Added crafting recipes for newly added weapons - Added Killstreak Kits to MvM for newly added weapons - Added Oz Fortress season 11 tournament medals - Weapon changes and updates - With The Hitman's Heatmaker, pressing 'reload' now activates focus when it is full - The Axtinguisher now does mini-crit damage from the front and full crit damage from behind to burning targets - The Bushwacka can no longer randomly crit - All mini-guns now have damage and accuracy ramp up after they start firing. Full accuracy and damage is reached 1 second after firing. - All Demoman stickybombs now have damage ramp up. Full damage is reached 2 seconds after firing. - Updated Loch-n-Load reload animation - Sentry bullets are now affected by damage falloff outside of sentry scan range - Sentry bullet damage has been changed so it calculates damage based on the sentry's position, not the Engineer's - Misc Changes - Updated the Halloween holiday to automatically be enabled when the server runs an _event map - Added a check to prevent achievement announcement spam - Converted several weapon models to use the c_models system - Updated the localization files - Bug Fixes - Fixed an exploit where charging Demoman could turn more than allowed - Fixed a bug where Halloween spellbooks were overriding PDAs and Disguise Kits - Fixed The Director's Vision taunt not playing both variations for the Pyro - Fixed the Pyro's spell audio not sounding like the rest of the Pyro's audio - Fixed a bug that would sometimes cause items to unequip themselves - Fixed a dedicated server crash related to using 'mp_forcecamera 0' with one player on the server - Fixed a regression with the trigger_gravity entity not correctly applying its settings - Fixed another exploit where Engineer buildings could build up a large amount of health - Fixed a server performance issue related to the item_teamflag entity - Fixed the itemtest command - Fixed cosmetics shared between multiple classes not rendering correctly - Updated the cosmetic item list to sort by name - Map Fixes - Updated cp_granary - Removed collision from lights and small props protruding from walls - Fixed collision on fences - Fixed the tire props near Blu's forward spawn so players may no longer jump up to the spawn door platform - Fixed players shooting through gaps around forward spawn doors - Fixed door protruding through roof on Red's forward spawn - Fixed a collision bug that gave players access to the roof above Red's spawn door - Prevented players from building inside spawn room doors - Adjusted area portals to improve rendering and performance - Updated koth_harvest_final - Added metal panel prop to Blu building, which now mirrors the jump up on the Red side - Small performance increase through prop fade adjustments - Players can no longer build inside spawn doors - Updated pl_upward - Fixed physics debris triggering the payload cart's finale explosion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M This is the best TF2 update in a long time. It's almost unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 So... All night, I basically goofed around with Scout's bucket of chicken, and danced in various conga lines. You know what I love about the mutated milk thing? Is that if you actually hit someone with the bottle, they have a bread monster noming at their face. It's adorable, but also really damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I like how the bread sapper is actually eating whatever you place it on. I have yet to actually get the update, my download speed at home is terribly slow. But I love every bit of it regardless. I loved all of Expiration Date. This bit made me lose my s***, though: This is a bucket.Dear god.There is more.No. Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z3Q9E69AY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Soldier literally makes the whole video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Weapon changes and updates- With The Hitman's Heatmaker, pressing 'reload' now activates focus when it is full - The Axtinguisher now does mini-crit damage from the front and full crit damage from behind to burning targets - The Bushwacka can no longer randomly crit - All mini-guns now have damage and accuracy ramp up after they start firing. Full accuracy and damage is reached 1 second after firing. - All Demoman stickybombs now have damage ramp up. Full damage is reached 2 seconds after firing. - Updated Loch-n-Load reload animation - Sentry bullets are now affected by damage falloff outside of sentry scan range - Sentry bullet damage has been changed so it calculates damage based on the sentry's position, not the Engineer's So, what this means: Axtinguisher puff-n-sting combos are now significantly less hated upon since they're more survivable. Hooray! Bushwacka now isn't exactly a straight upgrade to the Kukri, and demands you use it with the Jarate. Oh well. Wrangled Sentries are slightly less difficult to deal with. Haven't observed how the rampup would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 It essentially means that you can't snipe as well with Wranglers, winbombing is less effective, and Heavies don't immediately kill you once they're spun up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Whelp.... STER_ finally snapped:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBdfwezXkIgAnd it's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 So, this whole update makes me think of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ed7uwa7n7Y Cause, you know, Ashly Burch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Whelp.... STER_ finally snapped: And it's hilarious. "Where did this taunt all begin?" "IT STARTED ALL DOWN IN NEW JERSEY... ERRYBODY WAS TAUNT'N." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I love how there is a video of this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3uBJeZIZUWhich is funny... Because given the fact Scout has all that Tom Jones merch', it's safe to assume he is a fan of his work.Too bad Soldier killed him, though... Heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Someone needs to combine the fat engy with the hound dog hair to make elvis. DO IT PEOPLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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