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Did you drink Red Bull in the past 12 years?


Nathanael D. Striker

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So basically, any random person can file a claim and get free stuff out of Red Bull.

Yeah, this is stupid.

 

Though, people should have some degree of intelligence and think about whether or not they can fly.

Has science proven the existence of human self-flight? No, they haven't.

 

I don't even drink Red Bull; probably haven't.

Some of my classmates probably do, however.

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So people who watched Mary Poppins in the past thought that they could fly with a Umbrella? No. Wow..... People are so stupid sometimes.

You mean you can't? And all those times my brother said I was just using the wrong type of umbrella was wrong?

Not only Mary Poppins but Princess Peach do it. So Disney AND Nintendo are liars?

My world is crumbling around me and I don't know who to trust anymore.

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I only drank Red Bull once in my life. It was at an after party for homecoming, and it was around 1 AM (the party went until 4.) I drank 8 ounces of it, and I had so much energy that I broke down in tears panicking and thinking I was gonna have a seizure or die. Couldn't sleep that night or the night after, and I never drank it again.

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My world just died.

Not because ive never drank it,

Not because of how sheerly hilarious it is,

 

Because of how other peoples stupidity has exceeded my expectations, i didnt think much of others intellect, but this really takes the biscuit. 

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