cardgameking Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Making a lot of process on drawing out the divine energy, I notice the Kraken's demise. Sighing, I return to the ocean's edge and call up a massive force of giant crabs with elemental powers, and then guide them to crush the hill into submission before returning to my lair. The crabs easily defeat the police and eat Kyng. They also fortify the hill with anti-teleportation gizmos.The crabs' hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 I call in Luigi, who wins by doing absolutely nothing.Then while Luigi's still doing nothing, I claim the hill as my own. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 I rewrite the laws of the universe so that the hill can only be mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 But, since you didn't end your post with "My hill", anyone can come in to claim the hill after you. My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IQuitDolphin Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 I rewrite the laws of the universe so that the hill can only be mine. My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardgameking Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Rules are made to be broken. Seeing on how we are just giving a big f*** you to reality, I manipulate to the universe so that none of ye are born. I thus gives the hill to the dinosaurs to the rule the planet, before returning to the seemingly fruitless task of extracting and understanding Pennar's powers from the Vylon armor.The dinosaurs' hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr47t Posted January 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I easily laugh at the ban when Konami also bans cr47t for the same reason as i'm banned (You actually DID start cardgameking's 'Legion' after all)Wait, idk how I did that, besides starting the thread I unban myself and proceed to terrorize the game once morePlease dont use stuff like that.I made rule 5 with mainly the purpose to ban posts or text in the thread promoting terrorism, and also to ban posts that use such language but don't actually promote terrorism, because some people much misinterpret those and think them to be promoting terrorism.I don't think that pennar is doing that at all btw, i am not accusing him of such, I am just asking that people are aware of what they are posting, and don't post that. Now, back to YCM king of the hill.Rules are made to be broken. Seeing on how we are just giving a big f*** you to reality, I manipulate to the universe so that none of ye are born. I thus gives the hill to the dinosaurs to the rule the planet, before returning to the seemingly fruitless task of extracting and understanding Pennar's powers from the Vylon armor.The dinosaurs' hill. Reversing time but also keeping the armor dosen't make sense, as well as being too OP even for the king of the hill game.*uses reset button/post* (also yes i can still do that) My hill now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 being the only one that remembers the time before the reset, I see how meaningless fighting for a hill is and then walk to a desert, but after taking a wrong turn in Albuquerque, I end up at a mountain. cr47t's hillmy mount.(maybe?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I give you a cute lil kitty witty. You squee and run off with, leaving the hill lonely. I place a box of kittens on it, along with myself. Welcome to kitten hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 After hearing cr47t got a kitten I forget all about my mount and walk back to the hill to demand a kitten, and I get one. but soon after a fall asleep with a kitten because of how far a walked. *sigh* I love kitten hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 After getting better from what seemed to be my demise, I remove the kittens from the hill as cuteness is overcome by any amount of willpower. Re-brandishing my deed to the hill I begin to ponder on building a home upon... ...my hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I get a lawyer who successfully, albeit arbitrarily, sues you for everything you own. Including the deed to the hill. However, he refuses to give it to me. My lawyer's hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 My lawyers take the case to the highest available court whereby it is overturned, and a new precedence is set to prevent such arbitrarinesses to occur again; I regain my deed. My hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I bribe your lawyers, as well as all nearby law enforcement, with kittens so that they will look the other way when I walk on to the hill with my never-ending box of kittens. I place the box down on the hill's crest, and lay myself down at its side. Kitten hill, once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I wake up to find my kitten gone "WHO DID THIS!!!" I roar with a fire in my eye *Everyone points to Kyng* "Why you little" I tackle him to the ground and rip him up so brutally that it can not be mentioned here. "Someone find me my kitten or else! Oh, and for those that don't mind everyone being rip to pieces as brutally as I did to that man," *points to what's left of Kyng* "anyone that that brings him to me get's the hill." 'But isn't it kitten hill' says a bystander' *I pouch out Kinka* "Not any more. My hill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I get better. You are quietly removed from the premises by medics to take you to the nearest asylum while I reclaim my hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I beat the everloving sh*t out of Kyng and then I have my Pokemon use Heal Block so he can't just say "I get better" My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I get better, while foremen take you off the premises while a neat little housing estate is being built upon my hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I construct a dome around kyngs housen with him inside. He can have that hill, we all can have this one. Kittens for all! Kitten hill, once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 The illegal construction is swiftly disassembled, while the new hill has not been deemed a valid new hill by the OP nor a mod. Therefore, my hill remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I brake at of the asylum while yelling "I WANT MY KITTEN!" as i beat up everyone in my path. Then I see kitten hill. "yeah hill full of kittens" 'but that not an valid hill' "Who says" 'Kyng' I then tackle him to the ground and rip him up so brutally that it can not be mentioned here. "KITTEN HILL!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I get better. You are then taken into custody for your criminal actions while I reside on my hill, overlooking the housing being built with a content smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicmemesbro Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I sneak up behind you and make you look at mt hideous signature. And then I bring Hank Hill to bore you with his talk about the char king, and then I chase you out with The Next Design's kittens. That makes it my hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I brake out of prison hearing someone found my kitten. but when i get to the hill i see that dead pull was using it as a wepon so then i tackle him to the ground and rip him up so brutally that it can not be mentioned here. then picking up my kitten i go back to my cell leaving the hill to deadpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I open a portal to send everyone into another dimension. Then I fortify impregnable defenses around the hill and claim it as my own. My hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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