Rayfield Lumina Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 4 hours ago, TheBlackCatter said: Granted, but you get sick physically and of the song. I wish to know why I was brought into this crazy mess about a cat attacking an old man. I was never apart of such a crime even as a bystander. Why do things like this happen when a person disappears for a day or two? But that's exactly the point, man, ahem, I mean, cat. It's pretty damn suspicious that when a cat is involved in a crime, you mysteriously disappear for a couple of days. So, granted, it's because of your suspicious behaviour I wish to know why cats are so evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Granted, it's because of a top secret plan to take over.... ahem..... save the world I wish I had a plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 24 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, it's because of a top secret plan to take over.... ahem..... save the world I wish I had a plan Granted, but your plan is using Dark Hole to send all beings to the GY, including yourself I wish to be immune to Spell Cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Granted, but I also activated White Hole. I wish to see how this is a good plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 Granted, but before the card's effects are enacted to their fullest, the cats enact their plan to save the world. I wish to know why people are suspicious of cats. If anything that cat in the video was used as more of a weapon than a "cat attack". Besides I'm a smarter cat than most, and being that smart means that I know how stupid killing for no reason is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 Granted, but maybe that cat had a reason. Maybe the guy would pick on the cat while it was hunting by scaring the birds away. No one said the cat was at fault. They just said that the cat did it but they could not identify the motive for it to do so. I wish I had a pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 56 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but maybe that cat had a reason. Maybe the guy would pick on the cat while it was hunting by scaring the birds away. No one said the cat was at fault. They just said that the cat did it but they could not identify the motive for it to do so. I wish I had a pie Granted, but pie means "foot" in spanish, so you have two "pies" I wish to ask TheBlackCatter not to feign innocence and accept his sins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 Granted, but they weren't the sins you were expecting. I wish for you to keep those sins under wraps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 On 8/21/2020 at 1:23 AM, TheBlackCatter said: Granted, but they weren't the sins you were expecting. I wish for you to keep those sins under wraps... Granted, but I'm so horrified by such sins I send you an exorcist to your house I wish they can remove the devil inside your catty body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Granted, but before they remove any devils, they just walk out the front door laughing their tiny heads off. I wish to know why this strange person is in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Granted, but you'll soon realize you did not want to know and now you'll live forever cursed with the horrible knowledge you foolishly ask for. I wish someone would not corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Doigt said: I wish someone would not corrupt my wish. Granted, the wish #1000 you make from this point won't be corrupted. I wish Horu Ishayuki regains his iron health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Granted, but it takes quite a bit of work that I currently don't have time for. I wish for the corruption to continue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but it takes quite a bit of work that I currently don't have time for. I wish for the corruption to continue! Granted, but the one who becomes corrupted is Nicolás Maduro xD. So, if you sum this to his base corruption... I wish Horu stops picking his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Rayfield Lumina said: Granted, the wish #1000 you make from this point won't be corrupted. You have no idea what you have unleashed. 3 hours ago, Rayfield Lumina said: I wish Horu stops picking his nose Granted, now he picks just about everyone's nose but his. Wish #1: I wish it would actually rain cats and dogs each time someone says "it is raining cats and dogs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Doigt said: You have no idea what you have unleashed. I can assure you I'll remember this. If you get to wish 1000, I'll personally make sure nobody corrupts your wish, even if I have to go to each member of YCM's house and tie them to a chair. 1 hour ago, Doigt said: Wish #1: I wish it would actually rain cats and dogs each time someone says "it is raining cats and dogs". Granted, but each of them weigh 1 ton and they only rain in a 3 meter radius around you I wish to have an alpaca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, you now have a dead alpaca. Wish #2: I wish I had known how awesome pointers are much earlier in my programming career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, Doigt said: Granted, you now have a dead alpaca This is the very first time I use the Sad reaction in YCM, WTH's wrong with you man, poor alpaca T_T 21 minutes ago, Doigt said: Wish #2: I wish I had known how awesome pointers are much earlier in my programming career. Granted, but they made your life so easy you decide changing your career, looking for a challenge. From then on, you try to find a nice vocation, but everything feels empty and meaningless. In desperation, you jump from a bridge. In the afterlife, you find the alpaca, who beats the crap out of you. And ladies and gentlemen, justice prevails. I wish Horu becomes general of the US army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but he is relegated to desk duty for poor leadership skills. I wish for someone to play with me... D2 -> D4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but they'll only play with you once and if they don't like the game, they'll leave before the game is over. Wish #3: I wish the Alpaca from earlier would stop attacking me, it's not like I'm responsible for his death and clearly he is just a brute for victimizing a peace-loving guy like myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but he only stops attacking you to get away from the pack of hellhounds that are chasing you. I wish to know I was thrown back into the army and made general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Wish granted... Wish #4: I wish the Alpaca from earlier doesn't make it in time and gets his soul eaten by the hellhounds, allowing me enough time to escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Doigt said: Wish #4: I wish the Alpaca from earlier doesn't make it in time and gets his soul eaten by the hellhounds, allowing me enough time to escape Granted, but Satan himself witnessed this, and him being the alpaca fan he is (obviously) , he takes you to the deepest part of hell to torture you personally. I wish Horu tries to take over the world with the advanced weaponry shown in the meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, in his attempt, all of the world's alpacas were killed to feed his tricycle drivers. Wish #5: I wish Satan became an immortal blobfish, forever stuck in this useless form, so he can no longer torture me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Granted, but Satan being an immortal blobfish just sits on top of you for eternity. I wish to know why I am conquering the world with a tricycle and an airsoft machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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