Rayfield Lumina Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 15 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but Satan being an immortal blobfish just sits on top of you for eternity. I wish to know why I am conquering the world with a tricycle and an airsoft machine gun. Granted, it is so you can oblige all the people in the world to play YGO. Winning or losing depends on the money you earn, hence revolution from those not good at playing ensues and overthrow you (very violently). I wish TheBlackCatter makes an alliance with Horu to reconquer the world. Black cats have experience trying to conquer the world, as we all know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Granted, but I am required to maintain a steady stock of tuna to maintain the alliance. I wish that the tuna population resets every weeks on a Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Granted, but I have lost my taste for tuna due to you feeding it to me every day. I wish to stop trying to take over the world... Don't you know how horrible that would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Granted, but the world is now run by monkeys in suits. I wish Majin Buu was real so he could use his Human Extinction wave on all the world's politicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but the world is now run by monkeys in suits. I wish Majin Buu was real so he could use his Human Extinction wave on all the world's politicians. Granted, but since most politicians are inhuman, they're not affected by the Human Extinction Wave. I wish to use a selective Dark Hole that only destroys politicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Granted, but your dark hole only transports anyone that isn't a politician to a different world so aliens can invade earth and eat the remaining population. (I corrupted the power of the dark hole but the intent of the wish) I wish for this new world to live forever in harmony and prosperity and the populace instantly murders anyone who brings up a political structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doigt Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Granted, but the new world is ruled by angry carnivorous and divine Alpacas. They require 500 million sacrifices per year to satisfy their hunger for human meat. Good luck figuring who dies and who with your anarchy thing going on Wish #6: Please explain how Wikipedia's bureaucracy work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Granted, it doesn't. But this costed you 993 wishes before being granted. I wish I had a pokemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 8/31/2020 at 7:09 PM, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, it doesn't. But this costed you 993 wishes before being granted. I wish I had a pokemon. Granted, it's the 6 BST Pokemon you were asking for the other day. Have fun with it. I wish Horu didn't ninja me, I was about to corrupt the wikipedia wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Granted, they now shadow you wherever you go. I wish for a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Granted, but it has pineapples. I wish for a planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 8 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted, but it has pineapples. I wish for a planet Granted, it's Namek one second before it's blown up I wish for a indestructible, habitable planet where I can live comfortably without being annoyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Granted. You live on Mars. I wish for a single uncorruptable wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackCatter Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Granted, but only after you go through a traumatic experience that teaches you that wishing for anything that isn't corrupted is horrible. I wish for an empty bottle of air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Granted, you now have an empty bottle of oxygen. I wish for a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puff daddy z Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Granted, you now have a goldfish. I wish for a sabertooth cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 56 minutes ago, puff daddy z said: Granted, you now have a goldfish. I wish for a sabertooth cat. Granted, @TheBlackCatter becomes a sabertooth cat and, since he didn't ask for the transformation, attacks you. I wish to control fire at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Granted, you can now control fire at will as long as you are chanting "Arise, Chicken! Chicken, Arise!" I wish for @TheBlackCatter to be returned to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puff daddy z Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Granted, @TheBlackCatter was turned back to normal. I wish for a rubik's cube that can solve itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Granted but it explodes as soon as it solves itself. I wish I had a parasuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 15 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said: Granted but it explodes as soon as it solves itself. I wish I had a parasuit Granted, you now have a suit that paralyzes you each time you put it on I wish to tell @puff daddy z it's NO good simply granting wishes like "Granted, theBlackCatter was turned back to normal". You have to corrupt the wish in a smart/fun/absurd way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puff daddy z Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Thank you m'lady i'll be sure to remeber this information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Rayfield Lumina said: Granted, you now have a suit that paralyzes you each time you put it on I wish to tell @puff daddy z it's NO good simply granting wishes like "Granted, theBlackCatter was turned back to normal". You have to corrupt the wish in a smart/fun/absurd way. Granted, he received your wish and did not corrupt it. 41 minutes ago, puff daddy z said: Thank you m'lady i'll be sure to remeber this information. I wish for an ostrich (don't ask why). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayfield Lumina Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Horu Ishayuki said: I wish for an ostrich (don't ask why) Granted, but since the wish is corrupted, I get to ask why. Sooooo, why do you want an ostrich? I wish the wasps in my garden would leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 Granted, but the fuse with the ostrich and become an ostrichornet (this is why I wanted an ostrich). I wish I had a rabbit and a baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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